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Meaw Chicka Bow Wow Meaw Chicka Bow Wow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'll be honest, this is the first time something of yours made me want to murder people. Still, as always, the animation is solid and...GOD DAMN IT SHUT UP!


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TheBoogley responds:

HA! kill them, kill them all!! 8D


Mortal Kombat FAILtality Mortal Kombat FAILtality

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Lesson:

Raiden doesn't fail. He just doesn't. Ever.


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Beauty is Humanity Beauty is Humanity

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is very moving

All I can say is, thank you for making this :)


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Recent Game Reviews


Skincraft Skincraft

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thanks for stealing the title of my upcoming porn

Ya JERK.

Anyway, this is a solid, solid skin creator. You should get it turned into a mobile app at some point and make mad bank and get all kinds of hot chicks.



Interlocked Interlocked

Rated 5 / 5 stars

so like...

Why am I supposed to feel like Aerith died the whole time I'm playing this? Oh sure let's use some really melancholy music with some puzzles and depress everyone :((((((
Sarcasm and kidding aside tho, this is actually pretty fun :D 5'd



Die Hipster Die Hipster

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hrrrmmmm...not......baaddddd....

I will give you a Seven for effort, but clearly this game was way better on C64 back when it was called 'The Hipster Planet Crusader'... which I played way back in 1956 way before anyone ever heard of it.(Back then, in 1956, being a gamer actually MEANT something.) CLEARLY the control scheme in your game was meant to evoke the esoteric nostalgia brought on by playing the original Prince of Persia game.(I played that before every else too. In 1873. Truly a technical marvel of the time.)

Actually I think I will give you 3 more points for the play on the word 'die'. Sadly, not everyone can be as clever and cutting-edge as those of us 'in the know' as they say. *flips scarf smugly* Yes, it is a curse to be so awesome sometimes, but what can one do?

5'd, simply for the fact that my hair looks fabulous today.


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Recent Audio Reviews


Frootza - Phantom Frootza - Phantom

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So like, when's the album coming out? ;) Another amazing track man, well done. The "chippy" parts of the music are everything that I love about chiptunes. Again, it feels like I just got done playing something and the screen reads "Presented by Capcom"


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frootza responds:

Thank you Badger! I think before I actually post the EP/Album, I'll submit a few more dance tracks to newgrounds in the meantime just to even things out. The latest I expect to release it will be two months, but I might submit a sample track just to give people a sneak peak!

Happy that you enjoyed the chip tune aspect. Just a basic square wave, but I think that is what really makes it suitable for video games and the like!

frootza


L4D2 - My Favorite Things L4D2 - My Favorite Things

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You people don't even know

Dude I've SEEN ol' Lizard take out like 5 Tanks at a time...with Nick's forehead. Yeah, that's right. She wet-wired herself into the framework of L4D2 and gained forehead 'cheeves. This one time she was cornered by a Charger and the Charger was all "Surrender". Odd looked him straight in the face and calmly replied "I will NOT...accept your surrender", and then transformed Nick's hand into a Fusion Cannon. A god damned Fusion Cannon. We had a full hero closet after that one, but hey...it was all good. This one time we were running The Bridge. Expert Realism. Nothing but handguns. She whispered: "Do you know what time it is, Chunkeyballs?" (because I was Coach) I was like "What the hell are you on about?" She was like "It's Cream of Fuckin' Onion Time, motherfucker." Three seconds later, that bridge was toast and orbiting Europa and we had all ascended to a higher plane of existence.

My point is this: Most of you will listen to this song and think "Ah, what a cute little song about Left 4 Dead 2" or "Wow, thank heavens this Lizard person can remain cheery and good-natured about all the Boomer fat and Jockey head-humping"...nah man. Nah. She lived this shit. She's got the thousand-yard stare to prove it.

This song is fucking awesome btw :D


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TheLizardofOdd responds:

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Yeah that about sums it up really.


Ready to Serve! Ready to Serve!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Warcraft 2: Tuesday Bondage Night of Darkness

peons and peasants head to Undercity for a night of 'roleplaying peace'...and yes...they brought the sheep :P


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