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Skincraft Skincraft

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thanks for stealing the title of my upcoming porn

Ya JERK.

Anyway, this is a solid, solid skin creator. You should get it turned into a mobile app at some point and make mad bank and get all kinds of hot chicks.



Interlocked Interlocked

Rated 5 / 5 stars

so like...

Why am I supposed to feel like Aerith died the whole time I'm playing this? Oh sure let's use some really melancholy music with some puzzles and depress everyone :((((((
Sarcasm and kidding aside tho, this is actually pretty fun :D 5'd



Die Hipster Die Hipster

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hrrrmmmm...not......baaddddd....

I will give you a Seven for effort, but clearly this game was way better on C64 back when it was called 'The Hipster Planet Crusader'... which I played way back in 1956 way before anyone ever heard of it.(Back then, in 1956, being a gamer actually MEANT something.) CLEARLY the control scheme in your game was meant to evoke the esoteric nostalgia brought on by playing the original Prince of Persia game.(I played that before every else too. In 1873. Truly a technical marvel of the time.)

Actually I think I will give you 3 more points for the play on the word 'die'. Sadly, not everyone can be as clever and cutting-edge as those of us 'in the know' as they say. *flips scarf smugly* Yes, it is a curse to be so awesome sometimes, but what can one do?

5'd, simply for the fact that my hair looks fabulous today.


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Chibi Knight Chibi Knight

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Round 2

I just recently played through this game for the SECOND TIME. I can't get enough of it. Very much a kindred spirit of Zelda II, though with a lot more heart. At one point I was having Post-Traumatic Stress flashbacks of hammering endless rows of trees ;P but took it in stride. I really enjoyed the music as well; it fits the game like a glove and has a certain flavor to it you don't normally hear anymore in video game soundtracks(i.e. all pomp, circumstance and 'epicness', no real emotion or substance to match it). Overall this is great work.



Starfire: Retallation Starfire: Retallation

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Noice

This is a beautiful shooter and the gameplay for the most part is solid as well. My only gripes are that I wish there were some kind of speed power up to increase the rate of movement for your ship, and also it seems like the red weapon power-up is supposed to act as some kind of flak barrier/explosive projectile? Maybe widen it a bit so that it covers a wider space in front of you and decrease the distance to keep it balanced(or if I'm totally off the mark, I apologize ;P )



Anika's Odyssey Anika's Odyssey

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just wow...

Beautiful little game you have here :) Infectiously cute and a bit heart-warming. The art direction and sound design were top-notch for a game such as this. I hope that one day you can expand on this idea and give the game a broader scope :)


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Grayscale Grayscale

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing :) WTB MOAR LVLS!

I clicked on this game on impulse, and could not stop playing until there was no more game to play! Very fun, stylistically superb, and didn't last nearly as long as I wanted it to.(For what it is, the length of the game is fine...I just wanted to keep playing :) ) Good job!


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Pico's School Pico's School

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

'No Pity For The Majority' ;PP

Oh goff kidz. Blood geyserz ftw :D



Military Rescue Military Rescue

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

A Metal Slug refit, but a very well done one :D Plays smooth, sprite animations are top notch, good job